Enjoy this. (insert inappropriate finger gesture)

So in my internet travels this morning I saw this picture.
( See it here )

Don't get me wrong, I love a good fortune. Or platitude since not really a fortune. I carry them with me tucked in my phone case, I tape them to my desk and my fridge when they inspire me.

All this did was make me snort derisively and want to flip off the computer. My being would really like to be left alone and not enjoyed on any level today. I'm going to blame a lack of sleep and achey legs from the gym.

On the up side I appear to have lost approximately five pounds since last week... so.. yay?