Beware the Wild Woman
Jun. 16th, 2008 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nozenfordaddyI have this twisted fascination with tacky underwear. Anything with lace, or boning or that veneer of sophistication coupled with overt sexiness. I adore old fashioned stockings with garters and panties in soft lace.
I prefer it when it is hidden under plain, boring clothes, like the chewy candy center of a tootsie roll pop (c) but I'll run around on stage in it if that's what I have to do to wear it.
Because I'm far too practical to buy secret candy center underthings when plain cotton will do.
Or I was, I broke 200 pounds last week (give or take a pound on a bad day) and I gave myself permission to buy something lacy, decadent and impractical. Though my practicality got the better of me and I ended up buying something practical (undies) in stretchy lacy brightly colored fabric that were on sale. So sue me, I can only stretch my impracticality so far even for milestone weight goals and payday weekend.
I plan to wear a pair of the new undies under jeans and a t-shirt on a Friday. Just because.
Yeah I know, I'm a wild woman. Sometimes, I drink juice out of the carton too.
I prefer it when it is hidden under plain, boring clothes, like the chewy candy center of a tootsie roll pop (c) but I'll run around on stage in it if that's what I have to do to wear it.
Because I'm far too practical to buy secret candy center underthings when plain cotton will do.
Or I was, I broke 200 pounds last week (give or take a pound on a bad day) and I gave myself permission to buy something lacy, decadent and impractical. Though my practicality got the better of me and I ended up buying something practical (undies) in stretchy lacy brightly colored fabric that were on sale. So sue me, I can only stretch my impracticality so far even for milestone weight goals and payday weekend.
I plan to wear a pair of the new undies under jeans and a t-shirt on a Friday. Just because.
Yeah I know, I'm a wild woman. Sometimes, I drink juice out of the carton too.
