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nozenfordaddy1. I'm afraid of the dark, occasionally (like once a week) I end up sleeping with the lights on because I can't make myself turn them off.
2. I have a cat with multiple personality disorder and halitosis. Probably shouldn't have named him Spike, but that wasn't my choice.
3. I read Jane Austen's 'Persuasion' at least four times a year, it's my favorite book. It is also my favorite movie (the Amanda Root version). I had never read the book or seem the film before 9/11 - it was all that was on TV that day that wasn't the news and it kept me sane. It still does.
4. I haven't eaten fish since I was about six years old, before that my favorite sandwich was tuna fish. I have no idea what made me change my mind.
5. I like to make lists, but I rarely if ever consult them once they are written.
6. Turning thirty sucks. Just trust me on this.
7. I like to snap into a Slim Jim. I realize the level of redneckiness this implies. I embrace it.
8. I have tried almost every major religion in the last decade, mainly in search of something I can believe in and have come to the realization that I am an agnostic. And apparently I'm going to hell.
9. I sleep with a Raggedy Ann and Andy blanket on my bed that I have had since I was two.
10. If I was allowed I would go barefoot all the time, occasionally putting on flip flops during inclement weather or to get across hot pavement.
11. I used to hate my job. Sometimes I still do, but I like the paycheck and there's nothing else I know how to do.
12. I hate events and situations where I have to go meet new people or talk to strangers.
13. I have a thing for men with greying hair, don't judge.
14. I have one drawer full of absolute crap, things I should throw away but don't until I go on a cleaning binge. Things like rinsed out soda bottles and old magazines.
15. I picked the cello because I wanted to play an instrument but I needed to be able to hide behind it.
16. I was in love once, it didn't work out - and I worry that I'll never get back to where I can be in love again.
17. I was drunk when I lost my virginity, it was not a memorable occasion.
18. I love America's Next Top Model, it's like skinny bitch crack.
19. When I was little I was afraid of falling through the cracks on my grandparent's deck, the eighth of an inch wide cracks between the boards. My parents could have set me on a chair out there and I never would have moved.
20. My first Cabbage Patch doll was named Kitty Nan, I still have her - and the entire wardrobe my grandma made for her.
21. I have never finished Wuthering Heights, and have no plans to try later in life.
22. I date men that are emotionally, fiscally or geographically undesirable because when it ends I don't have to be surprised.
23. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican either. Actually I'm a little bit of both.
24. My home is in a constant state of entropic cascade failure kept at bay by occasional bouts of crazy cleaning and a monthly maid service.
25. Sometimes I think my closest friends have no idea who I am. I realize this is my own fault and have no idea how to change it.
2. I have a cat with multiple personality disorder and halitosis. Probably shouldn't have named him Spike, but that wasn't my choice.
3. I read Jane Austen's 'Persuasion' at least four times a year, it's my favorite book. It is also my favorite movie (the Amanda Root version). I had never read the book or seem the film before 9/11 - it was all that was on TV that day that wasn't the news and it kept me sane. It still does.
4. I haven't eaten fish since I was about six years old, before that my favorite sandwich was tuna fish. I have no idea what made me change my mind.
5. I like to make lists, but I rarely if ever consult them once they are written.
6. Turning thirty sucks. Just trust me on this.
7. I like to snap into a Slim Jim. I realize the level of redneckiness this implies. I embrace it.
8. I have tried almost every major religion in the last decade, mainly in search of something I can believe in and have come to the realization that I am an agnostic. And apparently I'm going to hell.
9. I sleep with a Raggedy Ann and Andy blanket on my bed that I have had since I was two.
10. If I was allowed I would go barefoot all the time, occasionally putting on flip flops during inclement weather or to get across hot pavement.
11. I used to hate my job. Sometimes I still do, but I like the paycheck and there's nothing else I know how to do.
12. I hate events and situations where I have to go meet new people or talk to strangers.
13. I have a thing for men with greying hair, don't judge.
14. I have one drawer full of absolute crap, things I should throw away but don't until I go on a cleaning binge. Things like rinsed out soda bottles and old magazines.
15. I picked the cello because I wanted to play an instrument but I needed to be able to hide behind it.
16. I was in love once, it didn't work out - and I worry that I'll never get back to where I can be in love again.
17. I was drunk when I lost my virginity, it was not a memorable occasion.
18. I love America's Next Top Model, it's like skinny bitch crack.
19. When I was little I was afraid of falling through the cracks on my grandparent's deck, the eighth of an inch wide cracks between the boards. My parents could have set me on a chair out there and I never would have moved.
20. My first Cabbage Patch doll was named Kitty Nan, I still have her - and the entire wardrobe my grandma made for her.
21. I have never finished Wuthering Heights, and have no plans to try later in life.
22. I date men that are emotionally, fiscally or geographically undesirable because when it ends I don't have to be surprised.
23. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican either. Actually I'm a little bit of both.
24. My home is in a constant state of entropic cascade failure kept at bay by occasional bouts of crazy cleaning and a monthly maid service.
25. Sometimes I think my closest friends have no idea who I am. I realize this is my own fault and have no idea how to change it.
